It doesn't matter how ripped you are, how many tats you have or what ridiculous pose you're striking, if your girfriend is a "ten pinter" your swag level is zero.
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I've seen stones being stacked up and balanced on one another, but coke cans? that's definitely new. I wouldn't be surprised if this was fake. I couldn't recreate it, at least not without spilling coke all over my desk...
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If you ever have a new neighbor move in next door and you notice this as his license plate, it might be time to put up the For Sale sign, or at the very least contact the FBI.
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If you haven't been paying attention up until now and need this summarised in a single sentence: Cats are douchebags. Adorable, fluffy only-eating-the-middle-of-their-food douchebags.
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Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.
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They might look like tiny-armed, fighty Australian types, but it turns out that Kangaroos are actually pretty awesome hipster slayers. Genius.
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You know the scenario, you are at a party, doing the social thing when all of a sudden someone comes over to you to say 'Hai', does some social pleasantries and then introduces you to their 'friend' - OMG!
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If you're against it then you're an idiot. Like these people. In 40 years time you will look like nothing more than reactionary rednecks who take their religion far too seriously. Which you probably are...
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It's an age-old problem, you are carrying your young 'un and feeling the heat, thinking if only you had some way to cool down? And then, as if by magic, your prayers are answered and all is good with the world again. Kind of.
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Oh god please, somebody make this. A Tron series with a decent storyline, lots of ladyparts on display and violence aplenty. If there is a heaven then this is what people up there are watching.
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I'm going to have to start carrying googly eyes wherever I go. They can make even the most mundane things totally hilarious. God bless whoever invented these things. You, sir are a true hero of humanity.
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A drink pouring device. Of course it is. Two in a pack, nestled up lovingly against one another purely by accident. Whatever you say, pal.
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Giraffic, jurassic. Get it? Oh never mind. Made me laugh pretty hard when I saw it. TBH it'd still be a scary film. You ever seen giraffes fighting?
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Time for a perfectly normal picture of a dog, nothing untoward here, just a puppy sleeping. nothing rude, nothing sinister, nothing suggestive, and definitely no great big fluffy bell-ends.
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Ronseal. If you came here for a piucture of a kitty in a box then you're in luck. If you don't like pictures of kitties in boxes then I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. This is a picture of a kitty in a box.
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Imagine using the rest room and see this staring at you from across the room, watching your every move. You'd have the cleanest bathroom that anyone could possibly hope for. fear him.
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Oh very funny mister book shop owner. You probably think you're pretty damn clever right about now. And you are. Have a cookie and enjoy your win!
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The ability to fall asleep at any time sounds cool, but if you're not in control of it, it goes from cool to crappy pretty damn fast. Especially when you're on a swing.
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Sure, having an underground crime lab and parking garage sounds cool, but nothing is ever as good as it first seems. Especially when bat poop is involved...
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While some people will still support baseless prohibition, nobody can disagree with this. Lego is awesome, and so are drugs. This is a marriage made in druggy heaven.
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