Speeding Ticket

This picture was taken shortly before the young driver pictured was tazed, beaten and lumbered with trumped up charges. Just kidding, he's white. He just got a ticket.

For those of us hanging on every word of the Book of Revelations, the Mayan calendar, and the quatrains of Nostradamus, shit happens in historical (hysterical?) cycles.

The rules of the dreamscape can be confusing. What happens in dreams is supposed to stay in dreams unless you die then you go into a coma or something. But then look what's happened to Ariadne.

Only the coolest damn cookie to ever grace your oven! Watch out pirate muffins, these guys mean business!

Maybe someone should have told the architect to go home and sober up? How the hell has this thing not fallen down already? Weird.

Something tells me this is how Clyde started out when he was young, back in the days before Right Turn made him popular.

Ladies, so you are meeting up with your boyfriend later on and you txt him a message to let him know what to expect that evening...BUT...You txt your dad by mistake. Never assume you can pull the wool over his eyes. FAIL!

You know you're a total geek if your loved ones get you a cake like this for your birthday and you actually compile it to make sure it's correct!

Take a look at this analogy from 'I Am Legend' and it will slowly damn on you that females are far more dangerous than a large city filled with zombie-like creatures who want to kill you. Plus they steal all your favourite food.

Dear god, what the hell is this? A goth? An emo? Kill it with a fire-breathing giant robot before it eats us all!

Not hard to do if you're standing there with a fat dude wearing speedos, but when it's a female who looks like this, the game flips to nightmare difficulty...