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Cockroaches On Valentine's Day
Nothing shows your girlfriend you're unafraid of commitment like spending all day corralling cockraoches into a heart-shaped candy box.
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Who ever said that Hooters girls had absolutely no talent besides looking hot in flesh-colored leggings? Oh, I guess the reporter right next to her did. Now I remember.
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Forget relaesing just one single glowing lantern into the sky, what you really need are thousands & thousands all released together, it's as close to legal pyrotechnic pleasure as you can get.
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Still undecided on Mclovin McCain or Barack Obamanation ? Well, they've both got their sweethearts !
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Actors can rise to any challenge but some are more difficult than others, like pretending to ride a horse for instance. Pro tip: “Make out as though you’re actually 'making out' on the barrel.”
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Yo Dawg, I heard you like trumpets so we played trumpet through your trumpet so you can listen to trumpets while you trumpet. It's a kind of retro style iPod dock. This is like catnip to hipsters.
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Forget Sandals. It's got nothing on Shuffles! Come enjoy the wonderful scenery as you dip your toned buttocks in the pool! I've booked my vacation already.
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No one can resist the power of his spastic movements and dangerously low-cut jean shorts. Richard Simmons, you're next on the list.
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Will Smith's latest flick After Earth is so bad, seriously, it really is - it looks like they had trouble finishing this one. Can we please finally all agree to not let M. Night Shyamalan make any more movies??
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Trucks follow different rules to the rest of us on the roads, they just don’t give a fuck. And that’s especially true in Russia, where you want to give them as wide a berth as possible. Or be doomed.
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Bert and Earnie rap.. LOL
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