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Cat Logic
If you haven't been paying attention up until now and need this summarised in a single sentence: Cats are douchebags. Adorable, fluffy only-eating-the-middle-of-their-food douchebags.
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Jeebus, just what is going on in the world. You look around you and it's just the birds tweeting and people going about their daily business, but what lurks beneath that veneer of normalcy is the ever present threat of bad craziness.
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They said it could never happen, but here's the conclusive proof: people can fly, it just so happens they can only do it when poised above a bed. Coincidence?
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Why just leave a hotel room in a messy state when you can be much more creative and prank the maid so badly she'll need therapy. They may act like they hate it but it's better than finding a turd in the bath tub.
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I don't know which is more disturbing, the fact that someone would try to mail him or the fact that it happens so frequently the post office has a stamp for it.
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Also, if you show me a kindness and stroke me for a while on your lap i will perforate your thighs with my razor sharp claws. Because I am a cat. And all cats are complete and total b*stards.
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I've been working for FAP industries since I was a teenager but I've never drawn a single paycheck. Maybe I should give them a ring and get my dues?
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Well, this guy should certainly be careful where he blares his music.. and what kind of music it is. - LOL
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Being a fantasy do-gooder isn't all it's cracked up to be - And you thought they all had easy lives didn't you. They have the same problems and the rest of us.
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They should put this in the Oxford English Dictionary under the word desperation. Dog will do anything for a tasty treat, this one will even lick carpet.
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Once he was the envy of the world, kids & adults loved him, if this is how the economy has hit Mickey, just imagine what Minnie must be doing for cash. It's his own damn fault, velveeta stock was a high-risk investment.
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