Can I f#cking help you?

No? Then get the f#cking camera out my face!

So maybe you think that drugs are not really gonna effect you and change your life, you know, you could be right. Lindsay Lohan knows a thing or two about this and even after all that abuse she still looks amazing. Right?

Without doubt and dispute the following are the biggest examples of items in their class, from burgers, chocolate, swimming pools & bewbs, if it's the biggest, it's here. Even Justin Bieber is included :)

The duckface is quite simply the most annoying facial expression that humanity can achieve and seing it constantly all over facebook and the like just makes it worse. God knows why anyone would want it inked...

We've waited such a long time for this video game to hit the stores and now it's finally out it looks SO lifelike it's actually real...Now all we need to do is invade someone?

GTA taught me well, like hookers are free if you kill them & if you ever get shot in the head doctors should be able to clean that shit up in no time at all. Also, to avoid the police, just lock your bedroom door

When you have an assignment due, you're all ways up against it. Mainly because you've either spent the last few days staring into space. Well, here's one trick you might try to bide you some time. Let us know if it works.

Maybe this ignorant driver will learn a lesson from this.

Gay or not, I'd really love to hang out in this pub at least once. It sounds like the shenanigans are a plenty! Plus I could wear my sumo suit and it's always hard to find just the right occasion to wear it!

Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. Behold the fabled Bred Helmet. "I am wearing a helmet made of bread. Your argument is invalid." Gimli the dwarf meets Subway.

When the other half's got the painters & decorators in, what do you do if she fancies a bit of making the beast with two backs? Well if you're Jack Nicholson in The Shining, a deranged killer, even you might not be able to handle it.