Have You Met My Friend?

You know the scenario, you are at a party, doing the social thing when all of a sudden someone comes over to you to say 'Hai', does some social pleasantries and then introduces you to their 'friend' - OMG!

If Jack was as bad at drawing as I am at Draw Something that car would never have gotten a sweaty back seat. On the upside he might have survived the boat going belly up, without a babe to hog his driftwood...

Lets face it, who needs more than these 3 basic essentials to lead a good life? And if that isn't convincing enough it has the endorsement of none other that Mr. Iron Man himself, Robert Downey Jnr. Your argument is invalid!

This takes the concept of an overly attached girlfriend to a whole new level. Also, why the hell did she choose that font? It's butters, yo.

Eat out! Thanks Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! You are always looking out for our kids and teaching them all the important life lessons!

Ok, so when is the one time you can show pictures of your naked child to another adult and point out and laugh about his penis? Think about it if it was a dad with his daughter, something is rotten in the state of Denmark here!?

This girl has the hairiest arms I've ever seen! Could you imagine what her legs must look like? Yikes!

Prepare to witness a journey from pretty girl to hot chick to human sink plunger in only 7 years. It's a good lesson in the IS a limit to trying to look beautiful - OMG!

He was a truly great man, a giant ampongst us mere mortals. The saviour of our planet. All praise Steve Jobs & thank you for the first-world gift you have left for us eto use and revere you with.

You get to sit around all day completely naked with $50 in your pocket. Sounds like the best job in the world to me. The only way it could be any better is if you were allowed to get drunk while 'working'.

Isn't it funny that when someone comes up with a great idea that it's the exact moment that someone else see a way to totally improve. I'd definitely wait for the V2 model :)