Have You Met My Friend?

You know the scenario, you are at a party, doing the social thing when all of a sudden someone comes over to you to say 'Hai', does some social pleasantries and then introduces you to their 'friend' - OMG!

Kids today, they have it all, but are still not satisfied! Even 2pac would be jealous of that gangsta Cookie Monster hat! (note: iphones, the phone for gangstas)

Have you ever wondered about the techniques they use on the show to catch the villian would actually work in real life? I mean, they only spend about 5 minutes per episode actually doing any police work!

A true Pokemon master is ALWAYS playing, always in the zone and refuses to relax his grip on the tounament whatever the temptation. Oh yeah, because of this he's still probably a virgin too!

A true genius is always waaay ahead of the curve & time - Go Bobby! - "Johnnny’s in the basement mixing up the lolcats…"

For the brothers without the money for a fitted..

Sometimes feels like you're arguing with a dictator. Agree or no one is having any seXX0r!

Be. Afraid. If you thought Hitchcock's movie The Birds was scay (you wimp), then imagine if they'd had arms, big, bulky, muscular arms that they could slap you across the forehead with. Terrifying stuff.

So, you start up your Omegle and straight away you start talking to some pussy. Man, you are win, how do you manage it? The internet is just the coolest, it never lets you down. Oh.

You've seen the film, read the book & got the tee & now it's finally happening, something you've been waiting your whole life for and NOW you are actually doing it, just, JUST don't blow it!

Have you played that new game that's just come out? You know, the one with the character on the front, holding a weapon, what the hell is it called? Dammit, they all kinda look the same to me!