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Awesome Job
Fri 22nd Jun
You get to sit around all day completely naked with $50 in your pocket. Sounds like the best job in the world to me. The only way it could be any better is if you were allowed to get drunk while 'working'.
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To heck with the Like button or the ever sought after Dislike button. This button would cover 99% of the stupid status updates I get a day.
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If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.
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Maybe this ignorant driver will learn a lesson from this.
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Now that Steve Jobs is out the way, every tech company in the world is bringing out the big guns and Sony have produced this pocket Vaio. But forget about the machine, just check out those fine rumps.
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If you've ever had support for PETA then you won't after reading this damning indictment of them. They sound like a bunch of psychotic terrorists who don't so much value the lives of animals as are completely insane.
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You go girl! Be happy you've got some junk in the trunk. I'd take a nice bouncy booty over a tight little tiny butt any day! Thank you Nike!
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Just what the hell was that crappy song by Rebecca Black all about? It wasn't just sent from hell to torture us to death by choking on hate. No, it was about the JFK assassination of course. Duh.
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Oh god please, somebody make this. A Tron series with a decent storyline, lots of ladyparts on display and violence aplenty. If there is a heaven then this is what people up there are watching.
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Thankfully telephone ordering has only been about for a few of the 1000's years he's been alive, but rules are rules: You can't be a jedi knight if you can't order a pizza. it's the law.
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You can't really blame the guys for this. They might have superpowers but nobody has the power to resist a quick look at DAT ASS! Seriously, if my life was on the line I'd probably still scope out Scarlett Johansson bootay.
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