Things You Can Only Do With Boys

Ok, so when is the one time you can show pictures of your naked child to another adult and point out and laugh about his penis? Think about it if it was a dad with his daughter, something is rotten in the state of Denmark here!?

Sometimes feels like you're arguing with a dictator. Agree or no one is having any seXX0r!

Oh man, this is one of those stories that really tugs at the wrist, you know? You really feel sorry for this poor guy, even though he's purple and his friends are coloured green and a sort of pale pink. Oh cruel earth!

This guy seems to have hit the nail on the head. Whatever it is you're doing, you can romanticize it by adding a little bit of candlelight. Maybe also rose petals.

This girl starts out looking hot and then the face dysmorphia sets in and she turns aquatic. Why o why would she do such a thing? What next, is she going to grow gills and go live under the sea?

Once he was the envy of the world, kids & adults loved him, if this is how the economy has hit Mickey, just imagine what Minnie must be doing for cash. It's his own damn fault, velveeta stock was a high-risk investment.

Alcohol is good, alcohol is fun, but alcohol is also a nasty evil mudda who will do strange things to your eyes and change your vision to see things that are NOT there - Try and remember that if you can :(

Damn, it's a pain being told where you can and can't be...Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought that said "No" Dogs Allowed. I was mistaken. It's cool.

It's amazing what you can buy in a shopping mart nowadays, forget the old days of food and daily essentials, today's mom can pretty much get anything she wants. Even offspring.

You've seen all the Photoshops of sad Keanu. Now we have Keanu Photoshopping sad Keanu himself!

Sometimes your brain gets very conflicting information from 'other' parts of it's body and the result is that you are not entirely sure what you are looking at. Even a 2nd glance is confusing when it comes to girls.