Still Waiting On The 'Poke' Version...

Isn't it funny that when someone comes up with a great idea that it's the exact moment that someone else see a way to totally improve. I'd definitely wait for the V2 model :)

Now all they need to do to make this totally awesome is kidnap a woman, dress her as a slave and chain her to it.

All you need to complete the illusion is go around telling people how incredibly rich and talented you are without pausing to take breath until they shoot you.

Seriously, WTF, who buys phallic garden fountains like this? Well, at least the water doesn't come out of the top of it!

This car has been ghetto pimped to the fullest.. on a $10 budget LMAO!!!

If you're feeling down or depressed, just take a look at this dude and repeat after me; "It could be much, much worse. At least I'm not THIS guy". you should feel instantly better. That'll be 120 euros please.

When Chuck Norris plays ches he plays to win. Don't even begin to think about challenging him because you will lose before you have even moved the first piece. And don't even think about asking Chuck if that's a legal move.

Looks like Barbie has checked into a Hollywood plastic-plastic surgeon as some comparison shots from the 90's to present day show. Problem is she was pretty much all plastic to begin with!

Well this image should stick with you for awhile. Rattling around inside your mind, haunting you with its unique mix of horror and eerie car crash fascination. Or alternatively you could just nuke it from space.

Ok, we all know there's a lot of things Obama has done wrong during his first term of presidency, but something tells me he is making up for that in spades if his recent activity is anything to go by?

It's pleasing to see the youth of today taking global warming seriously. Good on you, being kind to mother na....oh, wait. Turns out you're a total douche instead. Well done.