Now this is the kind of job i would really aspire to getting, but i think i'd have to gain some sort of troll-like status first. Yeah, yeah, we all know that kids love him, but is he worthy of their praise or a total D-bag?
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He was a truly great man, a giant ampongst us mere mortals. The saviour of our planet. All praise Steve Jobs & thank you for the first-world gift you have left for us eto use and revere you with.
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Beware the power of social networking and make-up and clever camera angles and people pretending to be someone they are not and being too easily taken in and.... OMG, it's getting so you can't trust anything :(
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If you've never watched I.T. Crowd then you've missed out on some of the best comedy to come out of britain since the BNP political party manefesto. Seriously, get on it and join the cult of Moss!
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If social networking was a thing back in the 1940s, this sort of thing would have totally happened. I wouldn't have known as I'd be to busy face-stalking Marilyn Monroe...
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Dirty Harry wouldn't have been quite so cool if he had come face to face with Dustin Hoffman as he failed to go full retard. Your move, Clint.
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You can see some of the policemen visibly salivating at the prospect of a delicious donut. I reckon if all of these badboys had sprinkles they'd crack and be grabbing at them before you could say bacon.
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What your cat does in the privacy of your bathroom is probably best kept between your cat and the porcelain. It's anybody's guess why his hand is in the john but that look on his face says he was up to something...
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No need for explainations, kitty. We all know that Ernie is a power-bottom and if you got the chance to get with a celebrity, wouldn't you take it?
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Zach Galifianakis ponders what it might feel like to be in love, having never experienced it. To be honest he'd probably pretty damn close with this one.
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It's a wild snorlax and I think it may be trying to eat him, get that man a strong pint of espresso and a flamethrower. Everyone else stand back, any sudden movement could excite it & then everyone in the room'll be in trouble.
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He's got a point. After 238 episodes spanning 10 seasons, being the ever jovial butt of everyone's jokes, not once did anyone ask him how he was doing despite him asking others that very question over and over. "Friends" indeed...
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Even eldritch witch-kings need to poop every once in a while. Not something you'll see in the films, but it had to happen at some point, right?
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It's a well known fact: guys don't care about make-up. So long as you don't look like Leatherface or an oompa loompa, make-up is never really going to be an issue.
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There are some things that just beg to be imbibed. An ice cold bottle of coke dripping with condensation on a hot day, for example. This is not one of those things. If you were really drunk you might try it for a bet though.
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It's a well known fact that women look better in most stuff than guys do, even a tee shirt, let's be fair and not argue about it. Because they look even better without the tee.
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Normally these are referred to as 'cock pushups' but in this case I think vader is relying on his midichlorian count to keep him front faceplanting.
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Wait, what did I say? Seriously though, if your girlfriend happened to look like this, a slip of the tongue like this is BOUND to happen sooner or later...
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They can't help it. Dog want whatever food you're eating. Steak or salad, it doesn't matter. They wants it. It is the precious. Even as I type this I'm eating a Kit-Kat and ignoring the purposeful stares of an adorable spaniel.
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This serves as a reminder never to let your big brother help you build your train set. Seriously, he has an ulterior motive and will probably post pics of you and the Wiener Express on facebook.
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