Make-Up Truths

It's a well known fact: guys don't care about make-up. So long as you don't look like Leatherface or an oompa loompa, make-up is never really going to be an issue.

Finally someone has come up with a way to help curve those terrible homosexual tendencies! The Republicans should hand these out for free in front of gay bars!

Too bad they don't have these up everywhere.. -LOL

Scumbag Steve's got nothing on these guys, the leaders of world. They're total masters when it comes to being major scumbags, they're total pros at it, well two of them are, the others still have a bit to learn.

If you own a cat or have ever been in close proximity to one you know. Cat's are not shy about flashing the choco starfish. In fact if you're not careful they'll rub the rusty sherriff's badge in your face too.

Although I generally agree with her statement, I am a little confused as to the "Diet" part. What constitutes the diet version?

They used to show music videos, but that was back in the days when music was still actually good, before Justin Bieber ruined it forever.

Sometimes the worst possible things are said as a joke! Could this guy be any more offensive and hilarious at the same time? How could he even post that comment on Facebook? He must've been pretty high himself to even think it.

So you feeling hungry then? We can sort that for you with a tasty Chineese egg - In Dongyang City, locals eat the seasonal "virgin egg" boiled in the urine of virgin boys - OM NOM UGGH!

So, this guy's life just happens to be in mortal danger, so what do you do? Panic? Scream? Weep for forgiveness from a dead god? Or do you jot it all down in your diary for posterity?

They're not all hot. Some of them are actually physically repellant. But through an Xbox Live headset they all sound thoroughly heaven-sent.