Meanwhile In Mordor

Even eldritch witch-kings need to poop every once in a while. Not something you'll see in the films, but it had to happen at some point, right?

He's cooler than a cucumber in a freezer and has a meeow that chicks go wild for. Forget Jim Morrison, this is the cat we all want to be like when we grow up!

This is a tricky one, because if you answer yes then you risk losing the very life you treasure so much. But if you say no, then you lose the very ninja you treasure so much. Hmmm...

Well, it's not really an advert because cigarette companies aren't allowed to advertise anymore, but if they were this would make an awesome advert. 100 years old and lighting her ciggie from the candles in her cake. What a trooper.

Girls know if you're staring at their bewbs, they can tell, even if you're looking at their reflection from across a crowded room. They just know, it's some sixth sense. Damn. Doesn't mean you should stop doing it though.

I know what you are thinking, there is NO way some silly test can determine what is my all-time favourite film without asking me any movie trivia questions to find out. But the shocking truth is it CAN!!!

Before he became a flaming eye of hate, hanging out at Mount Doom plotting the demise of ugly-footed hairy midgets, he went to high school just like the rest of us. And this is a rare photo of him from those seminal years.

There's quite a bit of controversy going on right now whether or not to legalize gay marriage. If they don't like it, why do these straight people keep having gay babies?!

It takes a certain amount of gamer skill and natural talent to pull off a stunt like this - I reckon these 2 soccer star wannabes have totally nailed it!

I think it's pretty obvious that if you are lucky enough to bag one of these two, they're definitely a keeper. I mean, what better place to keep a nice cold beer handy could you possibly think of?

You've got to respect the total simplicity of this Inception vertical, Leonardo DiCaprio is secretly who we all want to be in our dreams......NO, wait!?