Swag Fail

It doesn't matter how ripped you are, how many tats you have or what ridiculous pose you're striking, if your girfriend is a "ten pinter" your swag level is zero.

Take a look at this analogy from 'I Am Legend' and it will slowly damn on you that females are far more dangerous than a large city filled with zombie-like creatures who want to kill you. Plus they steal all your favourite food.

Oh lawd. Two things that should never be seen together have actually been combined. Intentionally. What fresh hell is this? SOCKS AND SANDALS!? NOOOOO!!!!

A drink pouring device. Of course it is. Two in a pack, nestled up lovingly against one another purely by accident. Whatever you say, pal.

Remember your first car? You probably thought it was a total muff magnet, right? Well, chances are it was a steaming heap of crap, but it just looked awesome to you at the time. You were this kid.

So you feeling hungry then? We can sort that for you with a tasty Chineese egg - In Dongyang City, locals eat the seasonal "virgin egg" boiled in the urine of virgin boys - OM NOM UGGH!

Take note ladies, do not let your husbands make your kids costumes. Yeah, they might be good at putting things together, but their lack of common sense will get you!

A new magazine for women, that is totally not like all those over magazines that go on about boyfriends and your insecurities and loads of other rubbish that turns you into a gibbering tard. Oh wait, yes it is.

The lows of having a suspect looking car with no plates and tinted windows are too much for this car owner, he's innocent, of course he is! Unless he is a rather clever drug dealer who knows thats what you might think?

Now how fast could that kid have possibly been going.. -LOL

Why is it that Apple can come up with all kinds of awesome new technologies, but they can't come up with a simple fix for a huge problem like this?