As female revenge goes, this is a pretty decent attempt - LOL !

When you are stuck in the desert you'll do anything for a bit of fun - WTF?

Isn't it weird the effect that political leaders have over young females? At least thereare no cigars involved yet, or maybe that's reserved for Presidents?

That bench should REALLY be leanin' and rockin' wit it.

Just because you're always farting, it doesn't mean that your urine can substitute gas.

Hey.. whatever floats your... uh boat.