Well, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months!

It's a slippery slope from friendship to full on relationship with a girl. It involves hard work, dedication, a certain charm, and lots and lots of money. Even Mario suffers from the same issues.

Gone are those innocent days when all you needed was a piece of string and some tin cans. Now it's all about blogging while taking a dump, and emailing your boss while sleeping.

Listen up guys, intel tells us someone within our ranks has been sharing secrets about which garbage cans are the best to hit to those damn cats! If I find out who the traitor is, there will be hell to pay!

In this dog-eat-dog world we live in, it's nice to see this big guy watching out for the little guys!

Before you get a lab it's important to experiment and choose the right type, if you need me, I'll be in my my lab!

Only the coolest damn cookie to ever grace your oven! Watch out pirate muffins, these guys mean business!

Holy Catwomen in disguise Batman! This is confusing, the Gotham Avenger, the Dark Knight, who would've suspected such a canny disguise, which just makes it all the more amazing. To the cat basket!

Although I generally agree with her statement, I am a little confused as to the "Diet" part. What constitutes the diet version?

Om nom nom nom! Yes folks, the lolcats meme is officially over now that the little feller finally got his cheeseburger! Maybe now he will go for some grammar lessons.

Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.

Freaks who love Star Wars have faces that look like Yoda’s nutsack. You won’t get them doing exercise, but if somehow you tied it into their favourite film series Comment on "Star Wars Yoga Ftw!" and find related

It's not just wrong directions that can get you! This driver did not slow down fast enough as she was approaching her destination. Of course, we can only assume it was a female driver!

I'm guessing this is NOT opportunity knocking! Just remember this the next time you here a knock at the door and are not expecting anyone!

Uploading sexy photos of yourself online is a business fraught with danger. There are many pitfalls to avoid, least of all making yourself look sexy and alluring. This girl seems to have fallen at the first hurdle.

Surf's up dooood! Go grab your submarine and let's tackle some gnarly waves, you bodacious seaman. Like, using surfboards is just so 1977, it's all about the nuclear submarines these days.

Pedo Bear cares more about your kids than you and me combined! And to be honest, I kind of padded the me column a little just out of courtesy.

If you grew up in the grungy 1990's then you’ll know Nirvana’s album “Nevermind”. What you won’t know is what was on the end of that fishing line with the dollar attached. Well, guess who?

To heck with the Like button or the ever sought after Dislike button. This button would cover 99% of the stupid status updates I get a day.

My God, you could rest your beer on there and maybe your whole dinner too. That's the sort of ass-et a man would climb mountains & swim shark-infested seas to get a peek at.