You can't blame the wiener for looking as happy as it does, and slathering at the prospect of what it could do to this beauty. My wiener had exactly the same reaction when I saw this slim looking honey in tiny shorts and top.
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Could this be a strange mystery of nature or just a bunch of flying rats crapping on the great math of our time? Either way i think someone just found the subject of Dan Brown's next book!
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Now where do we start with this? There’s a lot wong here. Firstly, the words ’sexual’ and ‘harassment’ should not be uttered in the same sentence when marketing a sex toy.
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We evolved from fish and here we see how similar we are. They like to take women's tops off and so do we. I have a new found respect for our distant marine relatives, we're all aiming for a common goal.
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If you're going to use one of those overly-posed, duck-faced pouting shots that are the norm for social networking sites, at least make sure your wobbly gut isn't on show to make me want to slice my eyeballs in two.
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With 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. If there's one thing your Arian family loves more than white power it's mint freshness.
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Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.
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Finally, here's one you CAN try at home! Almost undoubtedly fake but kinda funny none the less - Ownage FTW!
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You can just imagine the sky-shattering cry erupting from this little dude's lungs. Give him another year and he'll be head first in the mosh pit breaking people's noses and smashing their skulls with the power of Beelzebub.
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The really dirty minds would probably be getting off to a picture of a horse anyway, while the more astute perv would be aroused for totally different reasons - *fap*fap*fap*
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So, you're going to end it all, what's the point in going on if the girl of your dreams doesn't like you? But then she turns up just at the right moment, and comes up with a suggestion that could change it all...
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What has someone done to her poor Pokemon teddy bear, they've...they've...they've outraged common decency. But at least Pikachu can satisfy her now.
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Eat out! Thanks Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! You are always looking out for our kids and teaching them all the important life lessons!
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When you just can't find the right bumper sticker to convey your thoughts, make your own! From a distance, I would think this would be a republican though.
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Oh dear, how embarrassing. They accidentally misspelled coffee!
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You know when you just have to send that text message - It looks like this was one of those times.
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Finally someone has come up with a way to help curve those terrible homosexual tendencies! The Republicans should hand these out for free in front of gay bars!
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Why they got to be hatin? If you find this van parked in your neighborhood, it might be a good time to find a new place to live - for your children's sake!
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Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.
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This brought back memories of hours of irritating my parents by constantly boinging this magical door stop spring!
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