Nice Paint Job

As female revenge goes, this is a pretty decent attempt - LOL !

Time for a perfectly normal picture of a dog, nothing untoward here, just a puppy sleeping. nothing rude, nothing sinister, nothing suggestive, and definitely no great big fluffy bell-ends.

Have you ever heard the saying, 'pets often resemble their owners'?

If you haven't been paying attention up until now and need this summarised in a single sentence: Cats are douchebags. Adorable, fluffy only-eating-the-middle-of-their-food douchebags.

I initially thought this was a typo or the result of someone in a back room somewhere playing a prank. If it is for real though, that's pretty harsh...

It don't matter how big you are, size is totally unimportant in these circumstances, it's all about what you do with it...oh, and of course what color it's painted!

The uses for a hastily photoshopped-in image of Silver medalist McKayla Maroney's myspace face are endless. If you think you can do better, fire up photoshop and get busy. I'll never get tired of this!

If I was ever to get my iPhone engraved this is exactly what I'd want written on it. Somebody buy this man a cookie, he's a freaking comedy genius!

I really hope he does go bald, and soon. It's no more than that Donny Osmond looking douchenozzle crooner deserves. LOL J/K, I love him. Got all his albums. <3

Even Gandalf thinks that SOPA/PIPA is completely retarded and he's going to stand there with his magic stick and shout at it until it goes away. Good on ya, beardy. You tell 'em.

Cats, what are they like, huh? Little do they know that they own the internet, if they did they'd be even more big-headed. Here's a selection of them playing around with their invisible toys and generally being awesome.