Some picnics are just destined to be better than others. If your picnic includes supplies like these instead of a silly old wicker basket, then you are in for a good time!

But pussy pirates? That's just bloody disgusting! See, this is why ninjas are so much cooler than pirates!

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!

Seems a bit steep of a price to me. I'll sell you my ass candy for only 99 cents a pound!

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with?

Wow! What a nice tight perfect butt! Someone please comment and tell us who this hottie newscaster is!

If I saw this hot college babe I'm sure my mouth and tongue would do the same thing as her best buddy is doing - It's just a shame she comes with a friend who looks just like jaba the hut - Grotesque!

For some reason I believe the caption. I feel as though I'm looking into the face of a young Jeffrey Dahmer!

Where the heck are the damn rocket cars?? You people in the future suck compared to what they told me it would be like!

Don't bother trying to do it on Facebook. Why do you have to go and get all existential on us Facebook??

You know you're a total geek if your loved ones get you a cake like this for your birthday and you actually compile it to make sure it's correct!

Back in the days before the interwebs and email everyone had to send their message via snail mail, I've been told. How the heck did that ever work??

Johnny Depp has played many totally different characters in his career. Here we see a nice round up of his past personas.

It was only a matter of time for internet geekery to enter the poetic realm. This tech awesomeness just made my day!

Some kids’ parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, he’s gone and made an effort to look more like it. GENIUS!

This is a shirt for the everyday guy! We all know we're a bunch of dickheads, now we have a shirt to illustrate that fact!

This is a sure fire way to keep hooligans off your property! Unless of course they are a little kinky and looking for a good time.

I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers. Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!

Yeah, this pic pretty much sums up the Republican hypocrisy. Less government involvement in business, but they have no problem with the government telling us how to live!

Seriously, WTF, who buys phallic garden fountains like this? Well, at least the water doesn't come out of the top of it!