Most of us know how to drink with aggressive abandon, it comes naturally, evolution took care of that. But most of us don't know how to act when drunk, so we'd all do well to read this and heed the advice.

It's a frightening fact but if you are the father of a 9yr old daughter then the chances are you WILL have to take them & her friends to a Justin Bieber concert, it's only a matter of time :(

When you head for a bite to eat, you don't expect to be confronted with questions regarding the length of your manhood. But that's what the world's come to these days. So what is it: 6 or 9 inches?

Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.

Sometimes parents do the dumbest things when it comes to their precious little babies - He looks so cute all fast asleep, lets just hope he doesn't roll over!

If you want to see a lack of self-respect, look no further. And if you want to see the full horror in the living flesh and blood, walking around like a fat sack of low self-esteem then just head to your nearest Walmart.

There's something to be said for keeping it in the family, except when it comes to girlfriends and sex - Even when you are sharing a last name and being 14 generations apart...doubtful!

What can one do when one is surrounded by peasants, especially peasants who try to poke one’s wife through the open window of one’s Rolls-Royce. Bloody rotten ruffians, what?!

If there's one thing better (worse?) than a hover hand, yep that's right, it's the double hover hand. Look at his wrists, as limp as his masculinity. For shame on this man, he's given dweebs a bad name.

Ok, when something like this appears in Shrek we all smile and think it's the sweetest thing - But REAL LIFE!!! - That's another thing entirely - OMG!

It's great to go out to dinner, you and your partner, bottle of vino, lovely steak, maybe some seafood to start. You can't help but have a good time, just don't try and reserve a table at the local crematorium.

They're organising, getting stronger, and one day there will be enough of them to take over the ENTIRE planet - Be afraid, be very afraid - "THE GINGERS ARE COMING!"

This little girl takes her love for lizards just a little too far. Something tells me she's a University of Florida fan.

Oh man, this is one of those stories that really tugs at the wrist, you know? You really feel sorry for this poor guy, even though he's purple and his friends are coloured green and a sort of pale pink. Oh cruel earth!

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two, on the one hand you have skinny, lifeless beings with dead eyes walking the earth listlessly, on the other you have zombies. ithankyou!

Feeling like you can't act correctly in certain situations? Don't worry! Meet the Antartic advice animal who's here to remind just how awkward your life truly is!

Do you ever find yourself asking: just how do those entertainment ratings work anyhow? Are pixels an R or an 18+ divided by the amount of internet pr0n you've seen, here's a handy guide, in picture form to make it easy to understand.

Pedo Bear has made his way across just about every inch of the internet. Now his approval hits the real world. With how low these sit to the ground and their popularity amongst youngsters, of course he approves of Lamborghinis!

For laptop and LCD screen users, here's a little message for you. Tilt your screen back to read it!

Trying to impress chicks with your new smartphone ends in presidential FAIL! Putin is practically a James Bond villain. all he needs is a Persian cat and sharks with lazer beams!