Checkmate

When Chuck Norris plays ches he plays to win. Don't even begin to think about challenging him because you will lose before you have even moved the first piece. And don't even think about asking Chuck if that's a legal move.

It's amazing what you can buy in a shopping mart nowadays, forget the old days of food and daily essentials, today's mom can pretty much get anything she wants. Even offspring.

Yep, i'm sure we all feel secretly scared about getting old, but wait, it has some serious advantages. The greatest thing about being old is being able to say exactly whatever the hell you like.

Michelangelo's God from the Sistine Chapel ceiling gets fed up stuck up there giving life to Adam. So he's taken a little holiday, like Uncle Traveling Matt. Here he is at a gig, playing basketball and other activities.

If you think about it pulling the early shift at a hotel does have some serious advantages, you get to tidy up the carnage from the night before. Now to just drag them to the janitors closet...

If you ever have a new neighbor move in next door and you notice this as his license plate, it might be time to put up the For Sale sign, or at the very least contact the FBI.

I watched all of her shows. I really liked the one where Tom cruise went crazy. I will miss her lots, but I don't know about her music, I never heard her singing...

That bench should REALLY be leanin' and rockin' wit it.

I just hope like hell there's at least a gas station or two along the way, this could be a very long trip!

The Harry Potter series has spanned 8 films and ten years and has smashed box office records along with occupying everyone's time far too much. But just in case you wanted to get all geeky, here's the franchise in numbers.

OK, so asking complete strangers for $257.38 might seem like he's taking the mickey, but it's for a very good cause. We should all club together and give this man what he needs. It's our civic duty.