The Perfect Job

If you think about it pulling the early shift at a hotel does have some serious advantages, you get to tidy up the carnage from the night before. Now to just drag them to the janitors closet...

Girls-girls-girls, what the hell do you think you are doing pulling faces like this in attempt to look cuter than you need to be? Someone needs to get these chicks some glasses b4 those expressions stick for life!

Well, what did she expect. If you go on 4chan and ask the /b/tards to name your band when you look like Snorlax's ugly sister, you'll only going to get ridiculed. Still, some great names here, especially the last one.

Well this is an interesting display of needing toilet paper..

What is it about celebrities that in their school yearbook photos they look like the biggest dorks on earth? Is it some kind of revenge thing, to get famous after being picked on for their entire educational attendance?

It either feels like the developers at Facebook had some monthly quota to fill for UI changes, or one of the lead programmers got made redundant half-way thru his latest project and decided to go out with a BANG!

Pedo Bear cares more about your kids than you and me combined! And to be honest, I kind of padded the me column a little just out of courtesy.

Apparently, he wasn't properly shown how to use the potty..

Finally someone has come up with a way to help curve those terrible homosexual tendencies! The Republicans should hand these out for free in front of gay bars!

How many dead hookers does it take to spoil a stag do? Just the one. It can pretty much put a downer on most evenings really. The key is to not let them die, then everyone's happy.

All you need to complete the illusion is go around telling people how incredibly rich and talented you are without pausing to take breath until they shoot you.