'Special' On Aisle 3

It's amazing what you can buy in a shopping mart nowadays, forget the old days of food and daily essentials, today's mom can pretty much get anything she wants. Even offspring.

There are load of people out there who's virginity is permanent. This chap is one of them and if you even look at his V plates with a glint in your eye he'll run you through with his Swiss army knife.

Hitler is referenced so much they really should start using this scale in politics. Early adopters could possibly be Glenn Beck as everything on that show is already compared to the Nazi’s anyhow.

Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.

It you are a single female with a cat and are just about to embark on a relationship with that hunk you met at the beach, heed this warning! You will ALWAYS be single as long as you have a cat!!!

Mike here is clearly a "clutz", but Steve is ridiculously gullible. You have to be careful where you do your transaction these days, trolls are everywhere, destroying their own electronic audio devices just to get the lulz.

While the internet is a great giver, it can also be a taker away. Take this situation for example, this guy's uber stamina should be something that his girlfriend celebrates, instead pr0n, for once, has let him down.

God is all-knowing and omnipresent, he sees and commands all, but lets be totally honest here. Not even the supreme being can trust himself with loading the rapture 2.0 program on his PC. So mission aborted!

Beating all the horrible fictional monsters from film and literature, the greatest fictional beast of them all. The undead, everliving, pale-bodied feared and revered Jesus H. Christ!

Looks like Barbie has checked into a Hollywood plastic-plastic surgeon as some comparison shots from the 90's to present day show. Problem is she was pretty much all plastic to begin with!

For some people getting married is more frightening than death, for others, being left at the altar leaves only one option open. Death. Good luck for this poor jilted bride there was a hero on the scene!