I'm Taking The Long Road!

I just hope like hell there's at least a gas station or two along the way, this could be a very long trip!

Not sure what's happened here. Looks like somebody hit it and hit it hard. Not realising that was just an expression for wanting to tap a girl, rather than actually use your car to hit her.

If you're anything like me you probably think that religious artwork could be massively improved with a few Family Guy references throw in there. Guess what. POW. Family Guy Jesus lolz. Enjoy.

Some kids’ parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, he’s gone and made an effort to look more like it. GENIUS!

Oh the sheer joy of a new life coming into this world, it's overwhelming isn't it. A little miracle, I bet you can't wait to craddle it in your arms. It's just so...Oh hang I think I just got a text from my BFF...

God i love a good 'cocktail', the preparation in mixing the different liquids, the right amount of ice, the pouring of the finished liquid into the right glass......*WAIT!?

All you need to complete the illusion is go around telling people how incredibly rich and talented you are without pausing to take breath until they shoot you.

It took a while but we are now seeing the benefits of having a black president - One of the things I've looked forward to the most when we got a brother in office - LEGALIZE WEED! You go Barry!

This picture was taken shortly before the young driver pictured was tazed, beaten and lumbered with trumped up charges. Just kidding, he's white. He just got a ticket.

Oh man, this is one of those stories that really tugs at the wrist, you know? You really feel sorry for this poor guy, even though he's purple and his friends are coloured green and a sort of pale pink. Oh cruel earth!

Cats might be cute and good in pictures, but buy a real one and you'd better keep you food well hidden. They are masters of subtle sneakery, and they want your food.