Telling It Like It Is

Yep, i'm sure we all feel secretly scared about getting old, but wait, it has some serious advantages. The greatest thing about being old is being able to say exactly whatever the hell you like.

When you find yourself in any kind of personal crisis, moral or otherwise, you should always ask yourself, "What would Don Draper do?" Then consult this handy infographic and follow it to the necessary conclusion.

It you are a single female with a cat and are just about to embark on a relationship with that hunk you met at the beach, heed this warning! You will ALWAYS be single as long as you have a cat!!!

Well this image should stick with you for awhile. Rattling around inside your mind, haunting you with its unique mix of horror and eerie car crash fascination. Or alternatively you could just nuke it from space.

If you hadn't heard, Disney have just bought Lucasfilm and are planning a seventh Star Wars Film. Mickey Mouse might not be the best person to do this, but he can't be any worse than George Lucas...

Well, you can be sure, I DON'T wish my girlfriend was as hot as this..

For laptop and LCD screen users, here's a little message for you. Tilt your screen back to read it!

Apparently, he wasn't properly shown how to use the potty..

When your girl asks whether her makeup looks okay, you say yes. If her face looks like this and she asks, you say yes. It's a hard and fast rule.

It's time to act like a man and be responsible, and also sample some of the fringe benefits of practicing some 'safe sex' at the same time - YEEHAH!

You've probably seen a notice like this up before, next to an office printer, so if you want your coworkers to think you're a laugh riot, appropriate this gag as your own. Go on. I won't tell anyone.