Hurricane Balls: WANT!

Hurricane Balls consist of two ball bearings welded together. If you spin the Hurricane Balls on a smooth surface, you can use the plastic pipe to blow at one side of the Hurricane Balls and can accelerate them up to 12,000 rpm!!!

There's a lot of camaraderie in the army but that also means a lot of pranking too. So pity this poor guy, all he wants is to take a peaceful dump, but he's friends have other ideas of the explosive kind.

These guy's know how to handle a throbbing subwoofer that's raring to go in their hands, in fact they look like they've been quite intimate with one before—but let's not judge, it could all be entirely innocent.

A bull tries having sex with a motor bike, but he doesn't seem to be aware that bulls and motor bikes don't really correlate when it comes to doing the nasty. Chances are he won't be doing it again though.

Got bumped trying to buy some crack rocks? Better find the nearest cop and explain your plight. The honesty and stupidity of some people is truly overwhelming. Welcome to America. Land of the confused policeman.

I've not met many Australians but I think it's fair to say that it's highly plausible that every last one of them is exactly like this guy. Cosmic tuning forks, laser beams and weird noises. What a guy.

Collecting every single leaf in your state, putting them in one big pile and then diving into them in truly a noble endeavour. Someone should give these guys a medal or something, but only if they let me have a go first!

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

Jumping from a good height onto a glass escalator hand railing, you say? What could possibly go wrong?

Greg James managed to convince Sir David Actual Attenborough to re-voice the Curling... with Team GB and Team USA. "Off she goes, gently but flamboyantly, launching the oversized walnut down the frozen river."

He's gonna feel that in the morning.. OUCH