Rock Refund

Got bumped trying to buy some crack rocks? Better find the nearest cop and explain your plight. The honesty and stupidity of some people is truly overwhelming. Welcome to America. Land of the confused policeman.

One messy reason why you shouldn't put all your eggs in one Platoon !!

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

This skateboard stunt is what happens when you have too much time and lighter fluid on your hands. Don't attempt this. It requires a professional level of stupidity.

It seems like every celebrity on the planet has filmed themselves dunking a bucket of ice over their head, but no one does it as brilliantly as Chris Pratt, who surely wins prize of coolest ice bucket challenge yet.

Not just any gayness, interracial gayness! The only thing this game needs now is a side story about how abortion is a woman's choice and it will be trolling puritanical right-wingers the world over. Awesome.

There are no stops on this historical tour of Old Europe, except by painful accident - Sometimes you hit the building and sometimes the building hits YOU - Either way it's pain!

You should never mess with sleeping people.. EVER - ROFL!!!

Are you having trouble using normal condoms then this could be the solution for you. But it probably wont be, but just ignore the disclaimers and you'll be fine.

Sometimes, there's absolutely nothing you can do to make a situation better. You could spend months setting it up, but it'd never be the 'perfect' situation. This pole jump fail is one of those times.

Einstein the highly talkative African grey parrot does a perfect impersonation of Matthew McConaughey's signature "alright, alright, alright" catchphrase. Maybe he could star in the next series of True Detective?