The Onion Looks Back at 'The Sound of Music'

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

This is one of those things where if you make it all the way to the end the phrase double oh will seem strange and alien to you and you’ll never be able to watch a Bond movie again. You’re welcome.

So it turns out of you place a cucumber behind your cat while it's eating, you get a very dramatic reaction.

Never, ever attempt anything, just stay in front of that computer and keep watching other people fuck stuff up. That way you'll never be humiliated like this bozo. Although you may become annoying, obese, and die of diabetes.

Tired with having people question whether he was a boy or girl, this emo decided to troll the trolls. So he (she?) hot-footed it to Omegle to pretend to be a girl and the results are hilarity itself.

Wow, this cat would be a match even for a youthful Yoda. Just check out his speed, faster than a speeding bullet. Maybe this is the long lost cat of Obi Wan, who he thought had been run over by a landspeeder.

A quick and dirty video mashup by SaladUK of Arnie and Sly getting into a quarrel. It's not exactly complex humour but if you enjoy a good Arnold Schwarzenegger impression and a bit of swearing, it's lolz.

A pole dancing instructor demonstrates amazing control with moves so smooth she could single handedly take this sport to the Olympics. I'd definitely be an avid supporter sitting in the front row.

This is what happens when you ask a little girl about monsters.. LOL

A relaxing tune and some strange but amusing animated dancing. What more do you want from an internet video? How about a superhero with a case of chronic duckface? How does that grab you eh? Thought so. Enjoy.

Sometimes the age gap really sucks. These old guys can probably dance better than you. So don't bother watching this and throw yourself off the highest thing you can find instead.