Flashbanged On The Can

There's a lot of camaraderie in the army but that also means a lot of pranking too. So pity this poor guy, all he wants is to take a peaceful dump, but he's friends have other ideas of the explosive kind.

Thought about having a baby?! See what yours would look like and enter them into the beauty pageant.

Now who'd be a better storyteller to read to children at bedtime than Samuel L “muthafunking” Jackson? He could teach those kids a few pointers to the finer parts of the English language, where the f-bomb is featured prominently.

Symptoms include a sudden onset of xenophobia, casual racism, and general hatred for others who aren’t like you.

This looks like so much fun, so why don't you try it in your back yard with some elastic bands and your dads car. What could go wrong? OK, so maybe a lot of things....so get your buddies to try it out first.

If you like your Parkour to come with flaming jogging bottoms and seemingly impossible jumps made by guys with balls the size of asteroids then you might be partial to the antics unveiled in this here video.

A mash-up of his speeches that sees him singing along to "Born This Way". Barrack seems like a pretty laid back prez though, I reckon if you just asked him to he'd have a go at singing it. Save you the time of editing it.

The sun is shining, it's toasty warm out and your bikini is two sizes too small. TIME FOR A BIKE RIDE! She's gonna jump on her huffy, go for a ride and have her pervy friend film the whole thing, zooming in on the best bits.

Foil on a kitchen counter. Who would have thought that it could be this goddamn hilarious? Not me. If you've got a cat you don't want jumping on your counter tops, try this. Remember to video it though!

To his credit, he did try to yell out: 'Get outta the forking way!'

When a giant spider descends on the atlantis space shuttle, all bets are off in the newsroom. Time to lark about and goof off to the max, winding up your coworkers. And finally, the story of the dancing traffic cop. WTF?