Fear The Cleaning Lady

NO, she's not a test pilot in a broom factory, but someone who can still wield a broom into the air without using her hands. Fear her!

We laugh because it's funny, we laugh because it's true. You can only imagine the number of greasy-haired pedervs that have to confront each other's sweat-beaded face when trying to entrap young kids. Maybe like 5 or so.

A true genius is always waaay ahead of the curve & time - Go Bobby! - "Johnnny’s in the basement mixing up the lolcats…"

If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.

In a world gone mad with a demand for films about people joined at the butt, the latest viral Marketing campaign for 'Human Centipede 2' is getting out of hand.

Take a look at this analogy from 'I Am Legend' and it will slowly damn on you that females are far more dangerous than a large city filled with zombie-like creatures who want to kill you. Plus they steal all your favourite food.

Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert recently got schooled in this subject when he unleashed fury on LeBron James in a letter published to the web in Comic Sans. Each font has it's time and place.

When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.

A flip of the nose, and this little kitty could be dog food..

There are so many logical fallacies and gaping plotholes that I really couldn't enjoy the Bible. I even tried the version with the unicorns in it and that was balls too. Try harder next time, God.

An adult should be able to make their own choices, but giving a child myth is tragic and negligent. Just remember kids, religion is for silly grown-ups and can end in death!