Why Women Are Dangerous

Take a look at this analogy from 'I Am Legend' and it will slowly damn on you that females are far more dangerous than a large city filled with zombie-like creatures who want to kill you. Plus they steal all your favourite food.

Because what could elevate your Christmas cheer more than painstakingly replacing every last light bulb on the christmas tree, one by one? Nothing. That's what.

Only the coolest damn cookie to ever grace your oven! Watch out pirate muffins, these guys mean business!

It'll turn you from a llama into a teen heart throb, but no guy will ever respect you and your career will most likely be over before it began. That's what you get for using a 4 bladed razer I guess...

My God, you could rest your beer on there and maybe your whole dinner too. That's the sort of ass-et a man would climb mountains & swim shark-infested seas to get a peek at.

You can't fault the logic in this cartoon, two people, one of them male the other one female, and they're both thinking the same thoughts about different things. It's how the world works.

Ok, so it's one of those challenges that you see every day and go "pfft, no way", except this works! Believe it or not, this even works for "Bacon". I am speechless.

I've never really fully understood this one either. the only difference is that the material is a bit different. Lingerie is more likely to have frilly bits. Other than that they are ostensibly identical.

Time for a perfectly normal picture of a dog, nothing untoward here, just a puppy sleeping. nothing rude, nothing sinister, nothing suggestive, and definitely no great big fluffy bell-ends.

If you relied on the media for realistic body image then this photoshop disaster will probably cause you great relief.

Whether or not he's spanking it, he sure looks like he is. He could just be rearranging, or maybe he just really, really, REALLY likes swimming?