Stop Teen Pregnancy!

It's time to act like a man and be responsible, and also sample some of the fringe benefits of practicing some 'safe sex' at the same time - YEEHAH!

I suppose there's at least one advantage to spending your entire life skulking around in the sewers, associating with huge mutated rodents...

No? Then get the f#cking camera out my face!

I'm sure Ripley believed what Newt told her but i hate to say it kid but you are WRONG! Sometimes they come during the day and take a seat so near to you that they could steal your hotdog!

If the Wold Wildlife Fund adopet this as their official logo I might think about donating. As it is they're just the guys that forced Vince McMahon to use an acronym that sounds like an STD. Douchebags.

If not for your safety, do it for the animals'..

This note is a cry for help from a maiden in distress about the power of the dorm shower head. Problem is how the hell does she know what she knows, it begs the question - WTF!?!

It was only a matter of time for internet geekery to enter the poetic realm. This tech awesomeness just made my day!

Not sure where they got all these statistics from, but there's a whole bunch of them, from the average time a pr0n film is watch to how many people admit to enjoying some time along with themselves. Learn it then impress your friends.

She'd have to be a hooker for that..

Imagine using the rest room and see this staring at you from across the room, watching your every move. You'd have the cleanest bathroom that anyone could possibly hope for. fear him.