Please Be Safe !

If not for your safety, do it for the animals'..

Just like there is no need to hide the fact that you are gay, who needs to be modest about playing some of the biggest roles in film history?

The TRUE Burger King..

Breaking up in a relationship can be very stressful, sometimes one of the partners can't let go. Cue one of the less outrageous storylines from Jerry Springer's little shop of horrors. Classic TV.

If you're a comic book character, vengeful or just trying to do your bit, it is absolutely paramount that you have deceased parents. All the better if the non-existence extends into other immediate family and beyond.

Oh man, it's a really sad day, your mom was on of the greatest skydiver of her generation and now it's so terrible to hear about what happened. But to remember her, they've named the lake "Lake Yo Mama".

You know, being Spiderman aint easy. Poor Peter Parker, he's always getting the proverbial s#it ripped out of him by J. Jonah Jameson. Constantly mocking his dead uncle and then laughing in his weeping face. It's a cruel world.

We all know someone like this here Scumbag Steve--steals your smokes, drinks your beer, takes your video games and never gives them back. Hell, maybe you are this man, if so, when am I going to get Mass Effect 2 back off you?

Well, at least all the germs were burnt off during the baking process.. - EW

I'm not sure exactly what the heck this thing is, but I'd surely poop a brick if I ever caught one! Then, after i had recovered and cleaned myself up I'd dump him in the public pool!

In case you didn't know, North Face is a reference to mountaineering chosen because in the northern hemisphere the north face of a mountain is usually the hardest to climb, and everyone who wears their gear is a mountain climbing badass.