Shower Head Suffering...

This note is a cry for help from a maiden in distress about the power of the dorm shower head. Problem is how the hell does she know what she knows, it begs the question - WTF!?!

This is such a blatant double-entendre that it makes you wonder if maybe she subconsciously meant to post it - LMAO!

When you find yourself in any kind of personal crisis, moral or otherwise, you should always ask yourself, "What would Don Draper do?" Then consult this handy infographic and follow it to the necessary conclusion.

Those goddamn body scanners, huh? Exposing all our flabby, transfat-ridden bodies. Must be a helluva job. Well here's a way to wind them up while sticking up for your rights: 4th amendment underwear. Take that Mr Security Man!

She'd have to be a hooker for that..

So, you start up your Omegle and straight away you start talking to some pussy. Man, you are win, how do you manage it? The internet is just the coolest, it never lets you down. Oh.

Well, you can be sure, I DON'T wish my girlfriend was as hot as this..

Let's see if you can predict the outcome of this contest Paul!

Wow, the view of the lake from the roof really is rather nice, in fact i could probably sit up here all day and watch this vision and feel completely satiated.

With 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. If there's one thing your Arian family loves more than white power it's mint freshness.

Gummi bears. Food of the gods. If only there was a way to combine their inate deliciousness with the inebriating power of hard liquor. WELL NOW THERE IS!