Nice View Of The Lake!

Wow, the view of the lake from the roof really is rather nice, in fact i could probably sit up here all day and watch this vision and feel completely satiated.

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!

OMG. Talk about going waaaay beyond the rules of the law into the forbidden zone. This man has some serious anti-social issues. Why is this dude not in jail? I mean, what else do I pay my taxes for?!

When Chuck Norris plays ches he plays to win. Don't even begin to think about challenging him because you will lose before you have even moved the first piece. And don't even think about asking Chuck if that's a legal move.

A great bit of artwork printed out on to paper and then plastered onto a wall in France. Totally unrealistic though, Ryu would totally kick Muhammed Ali's ass. Fact. You need to defeat his dragon punch to stand a chance...

The problem with life is the reality of a situation is always so far removed from how you imagine it. You expect fillet mignon, or at least a decent burger, but you end up with chopped liver.

For a female, there's nothing worse than the moment that you turn up at a party only to see someone in the same dress. For a man in the same situation it really doesn't seem to apply!?

Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.

GTA taught me well, like hookers are free if you kill them & if you ever get shot in the head doctors should be able to clean that shit up in no time at all. Also, to avoid the police, just lock your bedroom door

So, you're going to end it all, what's the point in going on if the girl of your dreams doesn't like you? But then she turns up just at the right moment, and comes up with a suggestion that could change it all...

It's a nation of motor vehicles and cruising in comfort, but when you can't find your elbow anymore you know it's time for some radical measures, or it's game over!