Goth Chick

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.

You have here a selection of women of all different nationalities, from Sweden, Japan, USA to the far east -- all the beautiful colours of womankind is here on display, but can you spot the odd one out? Look closely now.

Those goddamn body scanners, huh? Exposing all our flabby, transfat-ridden bodies. Must be a helluva job. Well here's a way to wind them up while sticking up for your rights: 4th amendment underwear. Take that Mr Security Man!

Not content with having claws that rip through any clothing (or skin) you might just happen to put in their way it looks as if those feline fighters are now learning the ways of the ninja - Be afraid!

We all know someone like this here Scumbag Steve--steals your smokes, drinks your beer, takes your video games and never gives them back. Hell, maybe you are this man, if so, when am I going to get Mass Effect 2 back off you?

Forget your Lamborghinis, Ferraris, even Formula One racing cars. None of those come close to the coolness of this motor car.

You gotta hand it to this little guy, he sure knows how to handle the ladies. The only possible improvement to this picture would be if the girls were hover-handing him!

Perhaps if Twilight were to approach some of the players for possible roles in future movies, they might pick up more of a male following as well!

It makes for a nice equation but the real fact of the matter is that women do it SO much better than guys! Still, good to see that the Jackass guys are up for trying any stunt, even if they fail this time!

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with?