Epic Poem

It was only a matter of time for internet geekery to enter the poetic realm. This tech awesomeness just made my day!

You know all those total loser dweeboids who update their Facebook status on a Friday night and stuff. What wastes of space, right? Well, you know how someone would know that right? Loser.

That bench should REALLY be leanin' and rockin' wit it.

Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.

I really wish I knew what bar this was posted at, because I really don't want to eat there....EVER!

Ever loved your electrical gadget so much you could eat it? Well now you can! You've heard how the Scottish like a deep friend Mars bar, right? Well, this is the next step. OM NOM NOM!!!

Might look a bit weird to western eyes but this is a typical scene in Japan. Spreading icing on to you forehead and posing with a mouthful of raw octopus is just how they say 'Hello' over there. It's all in the guidebook...

You might have thought you'd seen the ultimate in duckface. You haven't until you've seen this picture. This duckface is packed with the duckyness of over 10 ducklings.

Ba Duh Buh Buh Buh... I'm luggin it.. EW

Lindsay Lohan. AKA 'Lilo' - There's nothing wrong with this hawt celeb, you might say. Bikini? Check. Ample boobage? Check? Likes to surf? Check. Looks like she likes to party HARD? Che- oh hang on, what's that?!

It's an age-old problem, you are carrying your young 'un and feeling the heat, thinking if only you had some way to cool down? And then, as if by magic, your prayers are answered and all is good with the world again. Kind of.