Scumbag Turtles

I suppose there's at least one advantage to spending your entire life skulking around in the sewers, associating with huge mutated rodents...

We might be jumping to conclusions here about her origins, maybe she's a test pilot in a broom factory, or even an ex pupil from Hogwarts? Either witch way she needs to 'brush up' on her flying skillz.

This looks pretty damn creepy but it's even more creepy if you're familiar with a certain classic shock image from back in the day. Oh Internet, how I love thee.

Great for worrying penguins and checking out what few icebergs the planet has left. Watch out for Japanese fishing boats though, unless you want to become sushi.

Don't take drugs, think that if you do you'll start tripping and the world will become a scary place, well....look at this and try to think if 'maybe' someone sliped something into that can of soda you just drunk? Be afraid.

Lets face it, when it comes to 'certain' things chicks have a totally different perspective than dudes on how the world works. Some of these examples will make sense to any guy who has ever been in a relationship with a female.

There's just something about the arrogance it takes to wear a tee shirt like this that makes you want to rebel against the assumption that it's owner is hot. She is, but that doesn't mean she deserves the satisfaction!

Ain't this just the truth. Spy on your neighbour with a pair of binoculars and you're a perv, do it online on Facebook and, hey, why not? No one's gonna know, right?

I've been working for FAP industries since I was a teenager but I've never drawn a single paycheck. Maybe I should give them a ring and get my dues?

Driving with your mates in the car is completely different to driving with your parents in the car. Mainly because you're not trying to impress your parents and make them think you're a badass.

Ah, this explains everything! Don't worry Mark, I'm sure special guest starring in cartoons and at Sci-Fi conventions will make just as much money!