How Women See The World

Lets face it, when it comes to 'certain' things chicks have a totally different perspective than dudes on how the world works. Some of these examples will make sense to any guy who has ever been in a relationship with a female.

A REAL perfect girlfriend will never know she holds that title, she will sit with you patiently while you play WOW & not make a fuss when you go out drinking with your buddies. Yep, i must be dreaming again :(

Sometimes your brain gets very conflicting information from 'other' parts of it's body and the result is that you are not entirely sure what you are looking at. Even a 2nd glance is confusing when it comes to girls.

If you're not on Facebook then what'll happen to you is like what happens to Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future in that photo of him and his brother and sister, you'll eventually just fade away out of existence.

BFFs are so sweet, just look at these two darlings, one's a giant ogre with breath like a baby's diaper and a face not even a mother could love, with a friend who's a goofy ass. The other two are from the movie Shrek.

If there was a dance competition between north and south korea, who would you bet on to win? North might be more in sync, but I reckon south would have more flair.

Dancing is pretty boring. At least this nerd has something to read while he's doing it. Should have brought an Asimov or two...

When a son goes off to university, it can be a traumatic time for the father. They like to appear strong, but inside, they hurt. Their little boy is becoming a man and that can be painful. Or dad could have a degenerative disease.

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!

I don't know about you but while I'm sending a text message I always like to have a little stretch. This chick is totally copying my style.

Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!