Nerd Bump & Grind

Dancing is pretty boring. At least this nerd has something to read while he's doing it. Should have brought an Asimov or two...

You get to sit around all day completely naked with $50 in your pocket. Sounds like the best job in the world to me. The only way it could be any better is if you were allowed to get drunk while 'working'.

You've seen the film, read the book & got the tee & now it's finally happening, something you've been waiting your whole life for and NOW you are actually doing it, just, JUST don't blow it!

You've got to love it when a meme means girls sitting half nakie in front of their computer screen. If only all memes were like this instead of just badly drawn MS paint pictures with crazy expressions.

The blackboard is the stuff of contention and this shows an example of the Rashomon effect, where different people see different things, making the contents of this image the one unerring truth in an ever changing universe.

While some people will still support baseless prohibition, nobody can disagree with this. Lego is awesome, and so are drugs. This is a marriage made in druggy heaven.

Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted was a bodacious music-loving party dude. And now the future he waited so long for is here, what slamming tunes are there for him to party hard too? Oh crap, Rebecca Black. What happened?

Another picture for all the people out there who just don't get Twilight. Also for those that DO get it but aren't pubescent girls so hate it with every fibre of their being.

Oh the sheer joy of a new life coming into this world, it's overwhelming isn't it. A little miracle, I bet you can't wait to craddle it in your arms. It's just so...Oh hang I think I just got a text from my BFF...

Yes, fire is the best idea when you need to focus a camera..LOL!

I don't know about you but while I'm sending a text message I always like to have a little stretch. This chick is totally copying my style.