The Pussy Magnet Has Arrived

Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!

So you think that because your lady is willing to try anything you suggest, that makes her special? Well my friend i'm sorry to inform you that a REAL beauty has a mind of her own, like this one!

So, you're going to end it all, what's the point in going on if the girl of your dreams doesn't like you? But then she turns up just at the right moment, and comes up with a suggestion that could change it all...

That bench should REALLY be leanin' and rockin' wit it.

Pool diving is a very weird sport, these guys look like it's either their first night in prison or they've got a bad case of massive bowel discharge. Either way i wouldn't like to be there to inspect the outcome.

Thankfully telephone ordering has only been about for a few of the 1000's years he's been alive, but rules are rules: You can't be a jedi knight if you can't order a pizza. it's the law.

If you really want to get into a bar this is a great idea but I guarantee you won't be hooking up with anyone in there, unless that old fella in the corner playing dominoes gets a twinkle in his eye...

No matter how many exams you have or how they are scheduled, there will always be people who finish before you and are willing to rub it in by hanging out in the sunshine and posting carefree updates to Facebook.

Not got a girlfriend? Tired of using a watermelon or your hand? Then help is at, er, hand with this simple technique to while away those cripplingly lonely nights. Easy to make with ordinary household objects!

Just because you're always farting, it doesn't mean that your urine can substitute gas.

If not for your safety, do it for the animals'..