Don't Blink

There's just something about the arrogance it takes to wear a tee shirt like this that makes you want to rebel against the assumption that it's owner is hot. She is, but that doesn't mean she deserves the satisfaction!

Life's eternal question and if you get it wrong it could mean a whole world of pain! but never fear, follow this helpful guide and you will be set for a life of bliss!

Ok, so maybe for most of us the sight of a pretty girl striking a duck-face post is enough to make us reach for the nearest receptacle to throw up in, but amazingly, not all of us!

Because it's an iceberg lettuce. Get it? Iceberg. Titanic? Well it made me laugh...

Why just leave a hotel room in a messy state when you can be much more creative and prank the maid so badly she'll need therapy. They may act like they hate it but it's better than finding a turd in the bath tub.

If might sounds a bit unusual in terms of make-up etiquette, but on the upside she smells good enough to eat. Someone get me a spoon, quick.

Seems a bit steep of a price to me. I'll sell you my ass candy for only 99 cents a pound!

Those 4 words are enough to strike terror into any feline, maybe there's a chance to make a break to freedom through the catflap in the back door, or maybe fight the dog, anything would be better than water!

This picture pretty much sums up what a god on earth Charlie Big Sheen is right now. The one thing that's missing though is the unicorn horn on his forehead. Cos we all know he has unicorn blood, right?

If you've ever wondered, and you know you have, just what exactly those girls are thinking when they do all those ridiculous poses in front of the webcam, pulling all many of crazy faces, then this image will go some way to explaining.

So you're driving along and you need some service, not your car, you. What's that up ahead? Looks like it's a self-service station for guys. Wouldn't want sloppy seconds though.