Phallic Garden Fountain

Seriously, WTF, who buys phallic garden fountains like this? Well, at least the water doesn't come out of the top of it!

I heard this guy likes bling so he got some bling on his bling. They say a man can have all the bling that money can buy, but is he happy? Well, this guy certainly looks it, so yeah, he is.

Breaking up in a relationship can be very stressful, sometimes one of the partners can't let go. Cue one of the less outrageous storylines from Jerry Springer's little shop of horrors. Classic TV.

You had me at 'Jack'...Actually you had me right up to the bit where you mentioned a turban and i had to squint my eyes very hard to believe that this was all true....Still!?

He was a truly great man, a giant ampongst us mere mortals. The saviour of our planet. All praise Steve Jobs & thank you for the first-world gift you have left for us eto use and revere you with.

A typical sight in the motherland - every man who goes out for groceries must wear skin tight lycra in the most garish colors available. The velour and painful looking butt wedgie are optional though.

Everyone has naff pictures of themselves on facebook and this polar bear is no exception. It's kinda posed but at least he didn't do any of that high angle, duck pout stuff while squashing up his cleavage.

If you hadn't heard, Disney have just bought Lucasfilm and are planning a seventh Star Wars Film. Mickey Mouse might not be the best person to do this, but he can't be any worse than George Lucas...

Before you get a lab it's important to experiment and choose the right type, if you need me, I'll be in my my lab!

Since when did Hogwarts get so many hotties? I'd love to grab my magic wand and cast a spell on these three wannabe witches and create the best foursome the world has ever seen. If you need me i'll be in my bunk!

Some people just shouldn't be allowed on Facebook. Some people shouldn't even be allowed out of the basement for that matter. Actually, now i'm on a roll....SOME people shouldn't be let out of the womb!