Polar Bear's Facebook Pic

Everyone has naff pictures of themselves on facebook and this polar bear is no exception. It's kinda posed but at least he didn't do any of that high angle, duck pout stuff while squashing up his cleavage.

Well you have now. And your life is very near complete, all you need to do to make it full is meet this dog. Then you can truly say you've lived, you've lived a fulfilling life of richness and meaning.

With 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. If there's one thing your Arian family loves more than white power it's mint freshness.

Just a quick word of warning; if you EVER meet a bear smoking a cigarette, run. Run like you're never run before. Get Forest Gump up in this mofo. You life depends on it.

To heck with the Like button or the ever sought after Dislike button. This button would cover 99% of the stupid status updates I get a day.

I have no idea what this is, who made it, how or why, all I know is I want one. I'd also like a Twinkie that looks like a shark while you're at it and maybe a pint of beer that looks like a space rocket.

Beware the power of social networking and make-up and clever camera angles and people pretending to be someone they are not and being too easily taken in and.... OMG, it's getting so you can't trust anything :(

Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.

Pictures of the secret North Korean missile test have recently been smuggled to the west. Seems there is about as much to be afraid of as there was with Saddam.

Being prejudiced to other earthlings is one thing, not to be tolerated but it's expected from our ignorant selves. But intolerance of aliens is just not on, arsenic or otherwise.

The many moods of Emma Watson, happy, thoughtful, shocked, proud, confused, her facial expression giving away her mood instantly. Then there's Kristen, no matter what mood she's in he always looks constipated.