Russian Shopper

A typical sight in the motherland - every man who goes out for groceries must wear skin tight lycra in the most garish colors available. The velour and painful looking butt wedgie are optional though.

If you're not an avid Pokemon player then you'll be able to help this guy out. His struggling to remember where in the Pokemon canon this name lies.

When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.

As well as having delicious cookies, the dark side now has super hot dancing lady storm troopers. I think I'm about to give in to the dark side...

Forget hanging around on the interwebs to wait for that cute girl you secretly long for to post something just so you can 'Like' it! It's time to go off-line and experience Facebook in the real world :)

This kid apparently has a father that knows exactly what he's doing. This is a note the 5 1/2 year old wrote to his mother. He was wearing a white tank-top at the time!

You never know when a plague will ravage the land and the dead suddenly become the 'undead', rise up out of the ground and go of in search of your brain in order to crave their eternal hunger. Always good to be prepared!

A Russian duck face is a lot like a regular duckface, but with some key differences. The fiream being the most obvious one...

If only everyone was as wise as young Tommy. Instead of experiencing the world for ourselves and deciding with our senses what's happening, let's just check Google Street View & if all's well there, then it must be fine. Douche.

For some reason I believe the caption. I feel as though I'm looking into the face of a young Jeffrey Dahmer!

Once he was the envy of the world, kids & adults loved him, if this is how the economy has hit Mickey, just imagine what Minnie must be doing for cash. It's his own damn fault, velveeta stock was a high-risk investment.