Newest Disney Princess

If you hadn't heard, Disney have just bought Lucasfilm and are planning a seventh Star Wars Film. Mickey Mouse might not be the best person to do this, but he can't be any worse than George Lucas...

Isn't it weird the effect that political leaders have over young females? At least thereare no cigars involved yet, or maybe that's reserved for Presidents?

This should be the case for people who fight dogs..

There's something to be said for keeping it in the family, except when it comes to girlfriends and sex - Even when you are sharing a last name and being 14 generations apart...doubtful!

If animals could text the world would be a much different place. Well, not really, it'd be pretty much exactly the same except you'd need to pay for your pet's phonebills as well as your own. F#ck that.

Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.

Who the hell needs deodorant? Stale pee, cigarettes, last night's dinner and beer. Thats the way a real man is supposed to smell.... And that's AFTER they have showered!

Also known as Walter White. If you're a fan of Breaking Bad you're probably already throwing fistfuls of cash at you monitor while you read this. I know I am.

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.

Don't bother trying to do it on Facebook. Why do you have to go and get all existential on us Facebook??

Like me, are you prone to doing this all the time. Go into a room with the intent of doing something and forget what it was? Good thing it can't be that important or you would have remembered i guess?