Steve Jobs Legacy

He was a truly great man, a giant ampongst us mere mortals. The saviour of our planet. All praise Steve Jobs & thank you for the first-world gift you have left for us eto use and revere you with.

Is this an alien? Could it be a circus freak? No folks, this is the latest in German fashion! WTF?

Great for worrying penguins and checking out what few icebergs the planet has left. Watch out for Japanese fishing boats though, unless you want to become sushi.

When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.

If you're not an avid Pokemon player then you'll be able to help this guy out. His struggling to remember where in the Pokemon canon this name lies.

If you own a cat or have ever been in close proximity to one you know. Cat's are not shy about flashing the choco starfish. In fact if you're not careful they'll rub the rusty sherriff's badge in your face too.

Trying to impress chicks with your new smartphone ends in presidential FAIL! Putin is practically a James Bond villain. all he needs is a Persian cat and sharks with lazer beams!

Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.

There's three front-runners to pick from, each of them highly plowable, but you can only have one! Which one would you pick and why? It's like shag, marry, kill, but without the death and marriage.

Everyone has naff pictures of themselves on facebook and this polar bear is no exception. It's kinda posed but at least he didn't do any of that high angle, duck pout stuff while squashing up his cleavage.

Dancing is pretty boring. At least this nerd has something to read while he's doing it. Should have brought an Asimov or two...