Cats - Perverts & Jerks

If you own a cat or have ever been in close proximity to one you know. Cat's are not shy about flashing the choco starfish. In fact if you're not careful they'll rub the rusty sherriff's badge in your face too.

When it comes to being a total and utter a-hole, this guy is so far ahead of the pack it's not even worth trying. He's really balancing the all old people are so cute and adorable thing to show they're just as much as a douche as the rest of us.

Alcohol is good, alcohol is fun, but alcohol is also a nasty evil mudda who will do strange things to your eyes and change your vision to see things that are NOT there - Try and remember that if you can :(

Our grandfathers watched their buddies die face down in the mud so that future generations of men could dye and spike their hair, wear pink wigs, and prance about like a limp fairy.

If there's one thing that kids these days get enthused about it's ice cream. Well, ice cream, looting and terrible music (in that order). I reckon this little one is listening to bieber while eating her looted ice cream...

The really dirty minds would probably be getting off to a picture of a horse anyway, while the more astute perv would be aroused for totally different reasons - *fap*fap*fap*

Don't be fooled that by the mere fact that you are submerged under the water that there is not a chance of escaping the gaze of a cat intently watching you. It just ain't true!

Be warned, the art of correcting other people's spelling and grammar can have devastating effects on your love-life. This is how Grammar Nazism turns into forever alone-ism.

Now why would you go and do something like this to a perfectly good face to begin with. Her mouth has grown into a wobbly pink beak, now she's more suited to a pond than the pavement. Major fail.

A typical sight in the motherland - every man who goes out for groceries must wear skin tight lycra in the most garish colors available. The velour and painful looking butt wedgie are optional though.

You've got to respect the total simplicity of this Inception vertical, Leonardo DiCaprio is secretly who we all want to be in our dreams......NO, wait!?