Time For A Bath

Those 4 words are enough to strike terror into any feline, maybe there's a chance to make a break to freedom through the catflap in the back door, or maybe fight the dog, anything would be better than water!

If you're gonna do something rebellious, then make sure you do something truly hardcore to sick a paw up at the system! Mind you, this mutt probably can't read anyway!?

You can't blame the wiener for looking as happy as it does, and slathering at the prospect of what it could do to this beauty. My wiener had exactly the same reaction when I saw this slim looking honey in tiny shorts and top.

I've been working for FAP industries since I was a teenager but I've never drawn a single paycheck. Maybe I should give them a ring and get my dues?

With recent events gun laws have come into question. Once Barack is done amending them he can try and get Brie legalised again? Perhaps?

Whoa! That's pretty hazardous, however isn't it also bad to try to hold it in? And what about SBDs? Do they count? What if I pee and fart at the same time, would that counteract the danger?

In answer to the question posed in the title, it appears the weed is at this guy's house. It looks ordinary from the outside but inside it's a dealer’s perfect lair with a forest of plants and escape route tunnel. Impressive work for a stoner.

Does that describe it well enough?

This note is a cry for help from a maiden in distress about the power of the dorm shower head. Problem is how the hell does she know what she knows, it begs the question - WTF!?!

Ryu really has a way with the ladies. He gives them a savage beating, cusses them off & then tries to get their digits in under 10 seconds! You really can't blame him for trying. You'd do the same.

Young kids can easily be exposed to the dangers of drugs so it's always a worthwhile exercise giving them some good advice. Remember kids, don't buy drugs!