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I've been working for FAP industries since I was a teenager but I've never drawn a single paycheck. Maybe I should give them a ring and get my dues?
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Worried that you might be cast out from the flock for owning a 'SO yesterday' iPhone 4 and haven't got enough cash to upgrade? Well fear not, for under one buck you can be the envy of all your lesser iPhone 4 buddies.
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Because it's only ever one, never both. One of them will go weird, lose all bass notes & shed it's rubber sheath on a regular basis while the other one will be found, fully functional by archaeologists in the year 4117.
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The ability to fall asleep at any time sounds cool, but if you're not in control of it, it goes from cool to crappy pretty damn fast. Especially when you're on a swing.
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Normally these are referred to as 'cock pushups' but in this case I think vader is relying on his midichlorian count to keep him front faceplanting.
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Ever noticed that since 'that kiss' on stage with Britney Spears a few years ago Madonna has been getting younger whilst Brittney seems to have had the life sucked out of her. Here's why!
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In a world of deception, you can trust no one. Especially not online where all is never what it seems. That cute girl you've been chatting to online? She's not so cute, just be grateful it's not a fat freak of a man.
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They hide at the top of your stairs and come out at night....Mostly! If you are a feline owner then you will know that if you get more than 3 cats together then the spookiness begins. fear them.
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Hang your heads in shame, photobombers. You have brought me many lolz over the years, but you've all just been outdone by a fish. By a goddamn FISH. Wow.
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People ask why haven't primates evolved into humans if we evolved from them. Well, here's the proof that they have. This silver back looks remarkably human, he's even sitting down snacking on junk food.
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This is the cutest thing ever. I think I may have to comission a sculpture of it so that I can put it in unlikely places and then laugh heartily at it.
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