Hardcore Hound

If you're gonna do something rebellious, then make sure you do something truly hardcore to sick a paw up at the system! Mind you, this mutt probably can't read anyway!?

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two, on the one hand you have skinny, lifeless beings with dead eyes walking the earth listlessly, on the other you have zombies. ithankyou!

Like whoa! That is a big one, huge in fact, she'll be there all day. It's proper hairy though, if she doesn't trim it down now it's going to get out of hand. No one likes an unshaven beaver!

You know from the very first moment you see this cute little fella' that you 'have' to take him home and love him.... Then you read the small-print - you never go full retard!

They might look big and tough in all that body armour and lycra, but they have feelings too ya'know? If this does happen make sure the guy taking pity isn't a dick, or a called 'A Johnson'.

Why they got to be hatin? If you find this van parked in your neighborhood, it might be a good time to find a new place to live - for your children's sake!

It's time to act like a man and be responsible, and also sample some of the fringe benefits of practicing some 'safe sex' at the same time - YEEHAH!

So you feeling hungry then? We can sort that for you with a tasty Chineese egg - In Dongyang City, locals eat the seasonal "virgin egg" boiled in the urine of virgin boys - OM NOM UGGH!

Because what could elevate your Christmas cheer more than painstakingly replacing every last light bulb on the christmas tree, one by one? Nothing. That's what.

Some people just shouldn't be allowed on Facebook. Some people shouldn't even be allowed out of the basement for that matter. Actually, now i'm on a roll....SOME people shouldn't be let out of the womb!

Because it's an iceberg lettuce. Get it? Iceberg. Titanic? Well it made me laugh...